Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me A Bow Wow - Lou Beale (Anna Wing)
I'm Ennery The Eighth I Am - Den Watts (Leslie Grantham)
I'd often wondered why total morons would lapse into this song on first meeting someone called Henry - And now I realise it's because they're total morons.
Sound not playing? Click here for Lou Beale and Den Watts Singing etc. etc... (losing the will to live now)